Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning toilets and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine (Channing Tatum), a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along – her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.
Well, I like Mila Kunis a lot and Sean Bean is always good, until he dies, and the special effects look pretty, and the Wachowskis are cool and all but the toilet-cleaning-galactic-princess story line seems a bit lame and I just don’t think an elvish Channing Tatum is good for anything. Meh, I could be wrong. What do you think?